Which Kardashian is Your University?

Nicole Oparaon 21 June 2019
Which Kardashian is Your University?

KINGS COLLEGE LONDON – KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

You're aloof, entitled and controlling. Bible.

WARICK -  SCOTT DISICK

“May the Lord be with you!” You guys are self-righteous, snobby and kinda misunderstood. Newsflash: You're not a Lord.

NOTTINGHAM TRENT University – KIM KARDASHIAN

Tape 3 and ACTION!! (No shade no tea). You can be both stubborn and egotistical. But you are literally smarter than you literally look and never take life too literally. You know how to have a good time…. like literally.

UNIVERSITY OF LEEDS – KYLIE JENNER

The queens of denial. People will like film the shenanigans you got up to like..last night at the club and like you would still deny it. I bet those vodka shots helped you like realise things… Like, you have lectures in the morning.

UNIVERSITY OF BIRMINGHAM - KHLOE KARDASHIAN

You guys are at the forefront of drama and wonder why fights OKURRRRRR with you. You can be outspoken and pretty defensive but nobody messes with you. Bravo.

UNIVERISTY OF HULL – KENDALL JENNER

*Crickets*

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHAMPTON - ROB KARDASHIAN

You started off at Uni, ‘the hunk with the junk’ and now after all those weekly rounds at your local chicken shop, you turned into a ‘SpongeBob the slob-kabob’. Always in your room, unless you are attending lectures. 

UNIVERSITY OF LIVERPOOL - KANYE WEST

We should be asking you the same question: cos you are dun out 'ere.

UNIVERSITY OF CARDIFF – KRIS JENNER

The one and only. The chameleon – the one like always tries to fit in but you end up standing out. But you don’t care about what people think. You are exciting, charming and hardworking.

UNIVERSITY OF GLASGOW - CAITLYN JENNER

More Kardashian than the Kardashian’s themselves.

Nicole Oparaon 21 June 2019